July 27, 2011

Words to live by ---

            Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin' it back.

            Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so

            important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Monday, July 25, 2011

  Never ask a barber if you need a haircut.

            If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some

            influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around.

            Don't worry about bitin' off more'n you can chew;

            your mouth is probably a whole lot bigger'n you think. 

Friday, July 22, 2011

Live a good, honorable life.Then when you get older and think back, you'll enjoy it a second time.

Thursday, July 21, 1011

```A FEW THINGS TO THINK ABOUT

```--- When you loose, don't loose the lesson.

```--- Talk slowly, think quickly. ``--- Remember that silence is sometimes ````````the best answer. 

friday jule 15, 2011

Absorb the shocks of life and you will enjoy smooth riding.

                        In life we must bend like the willow

                        But not resist like the oak.

                        Life is not a problem if you go with the flow.

Thursday, July 14, 2011

Always Changing

        You can't step in the same river twice

        For each moment it is changing.

        Just like our lives in every way

        Our emotions always ranging.

        You can't go back to yesterday

        Or change what happened then.

        But you can always learn new paths

        And always begin again.

        We ever strive for happiness

        Searching very hard

        Yet most often it is found

        In our very own backyard.

Monday, July 11, 2011

Too Old or Too Young--?

            Golda Meir was 71 when she became prime Minister of Israel.

            At 18 Elvis Presley got a recording contract.

Sunday, July 19, 2011

Too Old or Too Young---?

        Shirley Temple began her career at the age of three.

        Mickey Rooney was four.

        At the age of 12 Albert Einstein taught himself

        Euclidean geometry.

        ( That's great. I'm 74 and I don't even know what this is.)

Friday, July 8, 2011

Too Old or Too Young---?

            Charles Lindbergh was 25 when he completed

            a flight across the Atlantic.

            Johann Wolfgang von Goethe was 80 when he

            completed Faust which is a tragic play in two part play.

Thursday, July 7, 2011

Too Old or Too Young---?

            Charles Dickens was 24 and 25 when he

            wrote Pickwick Papers and Oliver Twist.

            Michelangelo was 87 years old when he

            completed his last painting.

 

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

Wednesday

            Mickey Mantle hit 23 home runs his first year

            in the major leagues. He was 20.

            George Bernard Shaw had a play produced at age 94.

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

   Too Old or Too Young---?

        Benjamin Franklin wrote a newspaper column at the age of 16. He helped frame the U.S. Constitution at age 81.

Friday, July 1, 2011

Chewing gum while peeling onions will keep you from crying!

                O.K. Someone try this and give me some feedback.